Slept like a baby

Here we have young Benjamin just returned from his first sleep over at Eli and Ruby Lebo's. He and Christopher commenced to play warrior hide and seek, and well...it took Christopher a little too long to find Ben. He ended up sleeping for about an hour underneath the lobby bench....very cute. I've decided that the phrase "slept like a baby" needs to be adjusted. In reality babies awake every two to three hours hungry and uncomfortable. So if you go to work and say, I slept like a baby, everyone would know to stay out of your way that day. The phrase should be... "I slept like a preschooler after a sleepover." This is waaaaay more accurate.