Airfare not included

Since we convinced Gigi and Papa to do this, we thought we might be able to convince others in the same manner and make it a profitable venture.
"Are you sick and tired of your temperate Georgia vacation home in the woods? Then have we got a deal for you. Spend 5 days/4 nights in the icy winds of suburbia playing exciting games like Uno and Connect Four with two 5 and 7 year old boys. Forget Chicago (Chicago not included) Wheaton, IL is the new playground of the jetset Boomers and Builders. And speaking of builders, Jenga is not just a game, its also the bottom 1/3 of a log cabin. Don't wait for this great deal to get any better...because it never will. Act now and you will receive 100 percent flame retardant FLANNEL sheets on your queen size air mattress, serving both as your bed and Uno playground. Because it's not what UNO, it who UNO! Offer valid in the contiguous United States."