Why communism failed
Benjamin is the reason Communism didn't work. He was so distressed with hammering down what was undeniably his that he could barely enjoy the glut of candy left by the Easter Bunny. "Is this mine?" "I think Christopher got more." "No Benjamin, it is inherently impossible for the Easter bunny to be unfair. You both have the same amount." "Is this one mine, can I keep this one and squirrel it away and pet it and call it my precious?" "Actually Ben, we are taking all your candy and putting it in Jesus's grave and rolling the stone back." "Is Jesus going to eat my candy?"
posted by Kat Haase at 10:25 PM
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No doubt. You should have seen the girls and their cousins squeezing out of our front door to find and then hord eggs. Laissez fair.
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HappyBirthdayEve, Kathleen!
I just got a big gift... so I'm feeling pretty good and birthday-ish already. Hope your day is happy too.
And, hey, you should see about getting a special dispensation to have an account here: http://www.scotsalumni.org
Everyone would be thrilled to "see" you.
I'm sure Marshall Rowe isn't so much of a Nazi that he would say no.
YOu should wrote David Letterman's stuff you are hilarious. "Is Jesus going to eat my candy?" (guffawing, snorting and chuckles ensue)
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